- police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
- me: not with that attitude
(via iaskedalexandriaaa)
"The second I think I have everything figured out & I know what I want, something comes along and messes everything up & I’m back at step 1"
— (via highheelsandhangovers21)
So little written, yet so powerful…..
I wanna reblog this a thousand times.
The difference between bees and wasps.
- Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
- Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
(Source: l-veyou, via iaskedalexandriaaa)
Maybe if you can’t get somebody out of your head, they’re supposed to be there <3
